Chris: “On an unrelated note, I'm fundamentally unable to type ‘Xmas' without unintentionally typing ‘Xbox' first, and correcting it. Yikes.”

Tara (during the holiday break): “If you are one of the few who are here today, please drop me a line to let me know what you are working on this week. Please note: I am working on the game this week is not acceptable...” Alex Brandon: “So I wrote two alternate pieces for this map. A commando-military song and an ethereal song. Not sure which one is appropriate.”
Harvey: “Well, you're either going there to kill a scientist or steal some weapon plans. Not to sell Amway.”
Bill: “Selling Amway comes in Mission Three...”

Chris Cobb (On his first day): “How goes DX2?” Kent: “DX2 is busy, frantic, seat-of-the-pants.”
Chris Cobb: “So I hear! And I hear you are quite the outspoken pain in the ass over there!”

Localization: “We may have a problem with the line, ‘Jesus Bloody Christ'."
Warren: “Fine, change it to ‘Holy F*cking Sh*t'."

Ian: “I don't care what code we write, as long as we know what we're writing.”

Chris: “It was noticeably better when it was all working.”

Harvey: “Wow...I am honestly too embarassed to ask Tara if I can use the printer in her office to print out my DnD character sheet.”

Kent: “Warren doesn't like me.”
Bill: “What are you talking about? He thinks of you as a son.”
Kent: “Yeah, a son of a b*tch.”

Monte: "I'm scared to play gay chicken with Steve."

Kent: “Steve, aren't you white?”
Steve: “Only on the outside, cracka.”

Ricardo (in email): “Sounds good to me. I agree with Christ about possibly waiting.”
Ricardo (later, in email): “Wow. I called Chris, Christ.”
Harvey: “If Christ were heading up this programming team, we might not be running late.”

Monte (Re: Male/Female Player Character): "We should make the player character hydrogynous."

Monte: “Alex is just a computer with sniffles.”

Harvey (interrupting a meeting): “I'd really like to go to the restroom now. Does anyone have my shoe?”

Chris: “It's not blocking anything...except shipping.” Harvey: “That's the kind of thing that won't be supported if you don't support it, but it will be if you do.”

Monte: “The editor just crashed on me. Son of a f*cking wh*re b*tch.”

Steve: “I'm reading that it takes 3,000 a MONTH to feed a tiger.”
Brian Glines: “Holy sh*t. What do they feed them?”
Clay:: “Transients.”

Chris: "Do we maybe want a new attachment type that's like "flaccid attachment" or something, that auto-instantiates down the object, but doesn't restrict its movement?"

Kent (Handing Chris an unopened fortune cookie): “Within lies the future of our project.”
Chris (Reading fortune cookie): “You have great patience.”

Sheldon: “Far out. I am collecting information on non-lethal weapons and robots so that I can become Tom Clancy if I fail at being Michael Crichton.”