Harvey: “AI LOD. Phonetically, that's practically Elvish.”

Steve: “R40 is 40 rand, the primary note of currency in South Africa. Inyanga is a traditional Zulu term for shaman or witch doctor. The sjambok is a (usually) non lethal short whip used by South African police. Make room for my brain, people.”

Dave Reese: “If I had creative control of DX3, I would have a nuke go off in France.”
Harvey: “If I had creative control of DX3, I would quit.”

Monte: “I don't believe in incest. Because I don't have a sister.”

Bill: “The datavault isn't a suppository of information.”

Chris: “I did the initial implementation of that…it was just an assload of raycasting.” Harvey: “That's not pornography. It's erotica.”
Josh: “Just because it has a midget in the corner playing with a f*cking umbrella doesn't mean it's not porn.”

Ricardo: “Hey, Monte, are you doing anything important?”
Monte: “Everything I f*cking do is important, you son of a b*tch.”

Dave Reese: “I think we should rename French Fries to Surrender Fries.”

Monte: “Oh, this is supposed to be the new interface, but it f*cking looks like the old one.”
Steve: “You know why? Because the interface sensed the boiling pot of urine that is your attitude and said ‘I'm not showing my face.'”
Monte: “I knew you were gonna say some bullsh*t.”

Steve: “Jennifer Connelly swam naked in Hamilton's Pool.” Ricardo: “Really?”
Steve: “Yeah. Me and my buddies went up there afterwards and took up the water (Steve makes cupping motion with his hands like he's drinking).”
Bill: “'Course, I've been in Hamilton's Pool naked too.”

Kent: “If you were going to be stranded on a desert island and could only have one hip-hop CD with you, what would it be?”
Monte: “I don't know. Are there any lesbian rappers?”

Clay (March 19, 2003, 7:00 PM Eastern Time): “Anyone wanna go get a burrito with me before the war?”

Tara: “Dane...you're not broken. Forgive Harvey.”

Steve: "Hey, are you staying late tonight?"
Kent: "Nah, I'm gonna try to be out of here by 8:30 or 9:00." Steve: "Oh, so you're not hardcore...."
Kent: "Actually, I'm so hardcore that I'm not behind schedule."

Warren: "Anyone know a good physical therapist who's part of our PPO plan? If you've had a good experience, let me know."
Warren (Later): "Enough people have asked about "my" injury and expressed some concern about my health. I'm fine. I need to find a physical therapist for my lovely wife, Caroline, who through some combination of ballroom dance, pilates, and working out in the gym downstairs, has managed to wrench her shoulder all out of whack. Thanks for the kind thoughts, though."
Dave Reese: "Actually Warren, they were asking because we had a 100-per-head office pool going on who would be the first person at the company to strain their eyes looking at porn. Most of the money is on Monte, but you were a close second."

Tyler: “Dude stop staring at her ass"
Bill: “Hold on, I was sure I saw verts flying out"