Monte: “Steve, tell me a story.”
Steve: “f*ck you.”

Ricardo (Singing): “R-E-S-P-E-T-C!”

Harvey: “We'll hit higher than we would've if we'd shot lower.”

Brady: “I've got road rage worse than anybody.”
Monte: “Yeah, but you drive a motorcycle. What can you do with that?”
Brady: “Follow ‘em home.”

Todd: “Have any of you guys noticed that the game seems to crash a whole lot?”

Harvey: “A full week for the gray AI?”
David Kalina: "...They're aliens, dude.”

Jerm: “I've written the code so that it robustly doesn't crash.”

Bill (in the bug database): “This concrete floor texture has too strong of a normal map texture, making it appear to be made out of paper machete. Brian, please give us the name of the texture.”
Jim: “We should address this at art pass when it's been properly lit.”
Brian Glines: “The shader name is m1hubinc_hallfloor1. And I'd say it looks closer to papier-mache than a paper machete.”

Bill: “The bug db is very intermittent. Sometimes it flies, sometimes it is like a dog digging in quicksand.”

Time-travelling Tara: “Did you guys discuss our issues and how we're going to meet Greg's goals yesterday?”

Harvey: “I'm the most happy-go-lucky motherf*cker at this company.”

Tara (to the frantic Bill): “Relax, b*tch, I'm on it!” Harvey: "Monte's in there taking one of his ribbon-thin dumps. He's probably sh*tting pure mercury."
Kent: "When he's done with a dump it looks like the T-1000 died in the toilet."

Clay:: “I had a UPS delivery the other day that was signed for by someone named Ruiz. I don't know a Ruiz that works here -- do you? If someone here has my delivery, please let me know before I call UPS and this gets ugly.” Mark Lampert: “Isn't Todd's middle name Ruiz? It's on his car's back window in big Old English letters anyway.”

Monte: “We have 16 weeks left...plenty of time.”
Harvey: “Let's add vehicles back in.”
Brian Glines: “That'd be pretty damned lame in our game, driving a car down a hallway.”