Harvey (Company-Wide Page): “Denise, we're going to do it in the conference room. There are couches in there.”

Ricardo: “Bill, I might not come in tomorrow until after 12.”
Steve: “Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, Bill, I have to wait at my house tomorrow, we're taking delivery of a king-size mattress between 8 and 12.”
Bill: “Is that why you're coming in late, Ricardo?”

Jay Lee: "That's what i told them on the first game...don't just have one or two people (in a scene). Have several, then it'll look like a lot of people."

Chris (Temporarily reverting to Martenglish): “Horizontical...”

John Talley, sighing deeply: “There's so many things that just...suck.”

Monte: “Yeah, I'm trying to fix it so there aren't just a bunch of people running around on the track. Right now it just looks like a Benny Hill episode.”

Steve: “You don't know the depth of my agony.”
Monte: “Have you seen my toe?”

Sarah (responding to a very bad set of interview questions): “You are a woman. Or a man. The goal is to win the, game. We highly value the cinematics and the feel. Gameplay is intuitive without being linear. In both eventualities you can play the game well, you illiterate louts.”

Kent: “What's jujitsu?”
Kain: “Have you ever had one of those dreams where you're hitting someone and they don't feel anything and they just keep laughing at you?”
Kent: “No, but I've had dreams where I'm humping someone and they don't feel anything and they just keep laughing at me.”

Sheldon: “If it's all right, I'd like to be in the booth with Saman during the 10am meeting.”

Sarah: “I can't decide if I want this to mess up again. If it does, then at least the bug is reproducible. If it doesn't, then I have to live in fear of the next random crash.”
Sheldon: “At least with random fear we can keep working....” Harvey (email): “just out of curiosity, let me know (without spamming the entire company) if you have a personal website that you maintain.”
Tara (email): “If you've got 6.95 a month you can check it out...”

Chris: “It was dumber and less horrible than we thought.”

Harvey: “Where's Monte?”
Dave Reese (pointing to Monte sitting in the room): “He's camouflaged as a normal person today.”

Elan: “Shakespeare was complaining about this same thing 400 years ago.”
Ricardo: “Who?”
Elan: “Shakespeare—the English dramatist.”

Denise: “I've got to do a couple of lines and then I'll be right back...for audio, I mean, not coke.” Harvey: "We're not cutting the f*cking penquin!"