Greg C (talking about character models): "Man, females are a problem, dude.”

Harvey: “I'm such a happy atheist.”
Steve Powers: “Wait 'til you get to the pearly gates, motherf*cker.”

Clay:: “Test Track is at it's limits.”
Harvey: “So is your grammar.”

Harvey: “All designers should look at this list in this bug and make sure it's still up to date.” Clay:: “You should do the same with your hairstyle, Liam Gallagher. Jesus.”

Brian S: “Never underestimate any one employee's ability to cause damage.”

Greg C (exasperated): “Well, how hard is that, Jay...make a round square on the end.”

Elan: “Hey...smell my salsa.”
Monte: “You sound like my girlfriend.”

Tara: “I'd bet the cases of strep throat, whooping cough, meningitis, tonsillitis, etc in this office go up now that we have the community scooters. Spector has just doomed the project with his little contraptions.”

Sergio: “That's our problem here...too much thinkin' goin' on.”

Monte (Reading Spam Mail): “Wow! You can get Viagra at half price!”
Brian Glines (Dies In A Playthrough): “f*ck!”
Monte: “What, did you just buy some?”

Wendy: “Dude, don't yell at me. “
David Reese: “I'm not yelling at you...I'm yelling at the world.”

Alex D: “I typed ‘nukeall' on mercenary district (to kill all pawns) and LinMayChen sent me a DL: ‘Excellent, you've done much to bring peace to this part of the city...'”

Harvey (at the cheats console): "Paul, type 'blind' for me."
Paul E: "What does 'blind' do?"
Harvey: "...it makes it so that they can't see."

Alex Duran: “Is the puppet sexed instead of the player?”
Dave Reese: “All this talk about puppet sex is starting to make me wet.”

Monte: “We should get an office Flowbee.”
Clay:: “Monte, even if we did I doubt your haircuts would look any different.”

TestTrack: “Session Dropped!”

Kain: “Johhny Depp is like Viagra to Monte.”

Tom Bonner: “Are you having any trouble with map loads?”
Jon Savinelli: “If the map will load, no...”

Warren: We can have absolutely no cursing in the quote file”
Bill: “There is none - trust me...”