Harvey: “I was surprised, most of the people at GDC this year looked normal. I only saw one person wearing knee-high moccasins. One guy was wearing a bright yellow top hat, too.”
Monte: “And then you asked Steve to take all that off?”

Monte: "With all of the parts of your brain put together you couldn't save [the sequel to that terrible game].

MAHK: “Masochistic Buddhism: Life is suffering, but suffering can be fun.”

Monte (through ICQ): "I may need to take Monday off."
Harvey: "NO!"
Monte: :...(
Harvey: 8===>
Monte: You have a strange smile, sir. In reference to a visual object placement and style.
Den: So, you like it when it goes, "wuupish"
Ricardo: Don't use that advanced terminology around me.
Den: So maybe like, "woopish"
Ricardo: I want it flush against the seawall – like, "keecesh"

After Ricardo tricked Kent into confusion about Clay’s gender.
Kent (through ICQ): “Straight up?! It’s a girl?”

Bill (installing a MMPRPG): “Damn, even their installer is lagged.”

Warren (to Alex B.): “I’ve heard the miracle of your throat.”

Clay: "I miss my dongle."

Dane (watching Chad unbox the new server machine): "That looks like something that should have a tribe of monkeys worshipping it...which is actually pretty much what will happen when you get the thing up and running."

Kent: “I’ve been running around in my lap all day.”

William (digging through a box that came in the mail): "Whoa...LOTS of carnivorous mammals..."

Kent: “Terry has quick hands, he's stripped me more times than I can count.” Harvey: “How do you hide a pistol in a pair of panties? ...Monte?”

Kent: “Clay, any complaints about the 2D shape editor?”
Clay: “I don’t really use it.”
Kent: “You probably just use LightWave…”
Clay: “LightWave, the Cadillac of 2D shape editors.”

Harvey: “Wow. Was that your stomach grumbling?”
Whitney: “No, lower.”

Kent (After a meal with particularly bad service): “I like bad service...it’s cheaper.”

Sarah: “There are good side effects to having the disposition of a cracked-out Chihuahua.”

Harvey: “You are so fired…”
Alex D: “At last! I’m off the PS2 project.”

Ricardo: “Damn, these banana chips smell WAY different than they taste. They smell kinda like feet. Guess I’m done with them.”
Kent: “So since you smelled them before you ate them, you originally wanted to taste feet?”

Whitney: “You're so staid and unshakable, I admire that quality in a eunuch.”

Sarah: "If you can't find the meeting, just use Alex D's voice as an echolocation beacon." Kent: “Do you have ICQ? If so, add me to your list. My number is XXXXXXX.”
Jared: “I don’t have a phone.”