Bill: “We got a good design resume, but the guy is 17 and he's from Sweden.”
Harvey: “Is he hot?”

Steve: “People who own mobile homes should not be allowed to own tigers.”

Monte: “If you went to the bathroom in my house, I think you'd be pleasantly surprised.”
Kent (Months Later, After His First Visit To Monte's Condo): “Dude, Monte was out of toilet paper. I can't believe I had to wipe my ass with Kleenexes.”

Harvey: “I need a Magic 8 Ball filled with Joy Division lyrics.”

Warren: “My only impression of Kent so far is that I think he's a bit of a smart-ass.”

Steve: “For Friday the 13th Part 10, why don't they just wait ‘til Halloween falls on the 13th to release it?”

Ricardo: “Let me show you how to do this drag thing.”

Harvey: “Glasses, the ultimate form of birth control.”
Alex D: “I have a more effective form of birth control.”
Monte (looking at Alex's posture girdle): “That thing on your back?”
Ricardo (watching as Alex sinks to the ground in amusement): “You've brought Alex to his knees.”

Harvey: “If I was a Jedi, damn! This studio would be run very differently.”

Harvey: “If you go to Germany, the people there look just like the people in Seattle except they all wear orange pants.”

Tara: “Pardon me while I lick my chopsticks.”

Alex D: “First Law of Programmers: A programmer must not harm the framerate or by omission of action allow the framerate to be harmed.”

Harvey: “Which would you rather do: have sex with your sister or drink a gallon of your own urine?”
Kent: “I'd drink the urine.”
Harvey: “Which would you rather do: have sex with your sister or drink a gallon of Monte's urine?”
Kent: “You know, sister's one of them funny words….”

Sarah: “We need to mite-bomb the couch in the design pit…it gave me a rash.”

Ricardo: “What's that flowery smell?”
Bill: “I was lotioning up my knees...”

Sarah: “There's plenty of time for sleep when you're dead.”

Den: “You've got to get out in the woods for that kind of stuff, if you know what I mean.”
Sarah: “What!? The trash can in our game talks? I'm now being paid to write dialogue for trash cans.”
Harvey: “Welcome to the game industry.”
Sarah (later): “Okay, but if the urinals talk, I'm out of here.”

Harvey: “Man, I am sooo glad they included a pull-point for the pelvis.”
Chris: “It was a good idea on the webpage demo too.” Monte: “It's very hard to prove treason in court.”
Steve: “Oh, are you talking about that American guy fighting with the Taliban?”
Monte: “Yeah, I was reading that treason is hardly ever brought against anyone.”
Steve: “Dude. Whatever laws there are, his ass is cooked.”

Alex and Sarah (in unison, peering at corpse bobbing in the water): "Hmmm..."

Sarah: "I was just noticing how round the UNATCO troopers' butts are."
Alex D: "Yeah, me too."
Sarah: "Is it a good thing or a bad thing that we both noticed it at the same time?"