Brian: “Like, as a kid, I learned basically that God was a nice, elderly gentleman who lived in outer space.”

Bill: "There aren't very many quotes by me in the quote file."
Steve: "Well, most of the quotes in there aren't funny, so count it as a blessing."

Chris: “Sex is cool color stuff that doesn't convey anything useful to the player.”

Sarah: “Real DnD does all that sh*t too.”

Harvey: “Posting to the Deus Ex BBS's is like fighting a house fire of stupidity armed with a single Dixie cup that contains the water of truth.”
Kent:“More like a Dixie cup that contains the gasoline of truth.”

Kent: “I think that the game tools meeting will be really fun. Seriously. It's an interesting topic, and I bet that one or two tools will become better b/c of this one meeting. Synergy, baby.”
Sarah: “Synergy is how you get warts.”

Sheldon: “I think we can blow off fish and roaches. Roaches won't squawk, I don't think, and if you spook the fish you're probably splashing around in the water and making noise anyway.”

Sheldon: “Given the huge number of NPCs the player is likely to meet during the game, we have piddling few important ones, and, of the important ones, half are senescent douchebags from the first game, like Tracer Tong.”

Sarah: “By the way, why is the statue emerald? Is this a Wizard of Oz thing or what?”
Kent: “It's just a rough idea. Nothing's set in stone.”
Sarah: “Ha ha. Very punny. Maybe we can get Gene Hackman to do the voice acting for Saman.”

Kent: “Yeah, Gene Hackman would be awesome. And his name implies a familiarity with DX. You know, Gene 'Hack'man...”

Sarah: “You're just on a roll, aren't you?”

Chris: “Being drunk is just like having a really low framerate”

Warren: “It takes me 5 years to hire someone truly incompetent!”

Sheldon: “At least your gnomes aren't getting medieval on anybody's ass.”

Monte: “Do you ever stop b*tching?”
Harvey: “Only when I'm dead.”
Kent: “If this isn't the pot calling the kettle as black as a trillion midnights...”

Sheldon: “Six WTF's are probably enough.”

Sheldon: “Only for death moans, no talking.”

Jay: “I'm not in the quote file dude.”
Bill: “Sure you are, there is that one about dropping a penny to find you.”
Jay: “Aww man - that isn't even funny. At least it's true.”