Bill: “Kent's dumps are different than Ricardo's dumps. They might find something different in Ricardo's dumps than they would in Kent's.”

Kent: “There's English, and then there's Monte English – ‘The The helicopter that Ava Brown under orders of Tracer Tong has landed here hoping to get to one of the lab rats.'”

Steve: “I wonder if the same people who hate shooting dogs will blow penguins to smithereens.”
Sarah: “Penguins aren't really animals. They're just children in rubber suits, so it's ok to shoot them.”

Kent: “Games and porn are the two most profitable industries in the world.”
Steve: “The only difference is that Jenna Jameson is driving a Lexus for getting banged in the ass, whereas I'm driving a Saturn for doing essentially the same thing.”

Bill: “I don't want to get forced into using the Taiwanese people...”

Brian Glines (after being repeatedly owned at Battlefield 1942 by Clay): “F*cking Hoffman! I'm gonna cap his ass in real life tomorrow!”

Harvey: “Jesus would have been a lot cooler if he was a Sith Lord.” Harvey: “If we want to ship in June, we need to have a completely playable game (albeit still in need of polish and tuning) by June 30th.”

Chris: “Who the hell inverted the up-down joystick in the latest build?”
Alex Duran: “I did.”
Chris: “What the f*ck?!?! This isnt a flight sim! The player does not have flaps!” Ricardo (Working on Monte's map): “Dude, this closet is as big as my freakin living room!”
Monte: “It's not my fault your living room is so small.”

Harvey: Currently, the docs still show maps that we cut. Can you guys take a moment to update your docs?
Kent: Maybe One New Task Exists
Bill: Frequently Is Reprimanded--Expired Documentation Harvey: Can't Hide Incompetence. Can't Kill Entropy. No Drive, Really. And Can't Understand Language. Assmonkey.

Monte: “Man, I struggle enough with my grammar without having Hudson help me out.”

Chris: “Cinematic conversations will spawn the appropriately sexed puppets.”

Harvey: “...then you have a lot of players like Terrell Davis who come out and have a few great seasons and then blow out their ACLU.”

Clay: "Hey, Kent, if you want to set up a beam that sets off the alarm and cameras, is that the red, green, or yellow beam?"

Harvey: “Rome looks like one giant Counter Strike level.”

Nathan: “They don't leak memory when they are dead.”