Harvey: “How can we get his contact info?”
Bill: “I have his package.”
Pam: “Maybe it's me, but that sounded...funny.”

Kent (While doing a lighting pass): “'So Die' ('Eidos' backward) will call us mega-chromatic now.”

Monte: “I'm practically at death's bed..”

Sarah: “The meeting was BEFORE the Todd-toaster-cheese incident...so unless there's some olfactory time warp in his office, the stink was coming from another undetermined source...”

Alex Duran: “So we're working on head bob. Obviously, we need something that indicates movement of the player, and head bob is a somewhat traditional way of doing it. But I personally don't like it, and it makes a lot of players motion sick, and they turn it off, and lose the sense. I generally much prefer weapon bob.”
Jerm: “This works in the case of normal movement, but what about movement modes that have no user arms? Like mantling and climbing?”
Pete: “That's when we'll have 'silent bob'.”

Monte: “I only want to see my own penis. And even that scares me a little bit.”

Bill: “Warren's under a lot of pressure right now, out there amongst the weasels.”

Brian Sharp: “I have to admit that I have not understood a single thing that has been said in a while...”

Sheldon: “My heart skipped a beat, but, yes, grays have power-up barks written, imported, and probably recorded.”

Chris: “You got the fuzzy end of the lollipop on that one..."

Monte: "You are about to get a bad kind of banana shake."
Harvey: "Is there such a thing?"
Monte: "Yes there is. Have you ever seen 'Deliverance'?"

Brian Sharp: "Damn...I wonder why the toilets aren't drawing in flesh?"

Steve (Temporarily reverting to Monte-English): “Dave's a weird guy, he's a different drummer.” Pete: “What kind of interface would you like to see for this kind of interface?”

Kent: “Where does the hate come from, Steve?”
Steve: “Dude, I have a f*cking PACKMULE full of hate that just follows me around.”

John Talley (after a particularly inane conversation): “This is why I don't come and talk to you guys much.” Alex D: “That's why we talk this way.”
Nathan: “This is like a typical day where I live.”
John Talley: “This is like a typical day where I live too, but that's because I have a two year old.”

Sarah: “I am cannibal-vegetarian...I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option.”