string DLG_TEXT[28] = { "Can't you see I'm on duty? Don't bother me!", "All right, all right.", "Did you want to report some crime?", "No, of course not. I am a captain, after all...but I see you are not listening.", "Remember - we don't allow fighting in the streets. You can defend yourself, of course, if somebody attacks you.", "Right, I'll consider that information.", "Such unbearable weather...and I've got to stand here in it. You may not believe me, but my only pastime is fighting the flies that try to land on my face.", "That's most unfortunate, but I can't help you. It's your duty.", "If you want to chat, find somebody else. I've got my duty to do, and it's not my duty to talk to you.", "I was just wondering whether you are alive or not. You are standing here like a statue.", "Do you think it's easy to protect our city? Not at all! It is a very important and dangerous job. I remember once...", "Tell me some other time. I've got to go.", "Go away, don't bother me.", "As you say, soldier.", "Hey! Will you bring me a cup of rum from the tavern?", "Perhaps. But won't they hang me up for helping a soldier get drunk on duty? No, wait 'til they change the guard, and then you can drink as much as you wish.", "Why must it be a rough-looking sailor like you trying to talk to me?! Aren't there any beautiful women in this city?", "And you call this doing your duty? Look, you wouldn't want to miss capturing some dangerous criminal like myself, would you? Ha-ha!", "You look pretty healthy. Don't you want to join our army? We've got lots of room in our barracks, good food, rum for free.", "Sounds good, but I'll have to decline your offer. Army discipline doesn't agree with me.", "This heat.... I'd give anything to return to England.", "Yes, it doesn't look like this weather suits you.", "What do you want?", "You...hic...you scurvy cur! You hurt my...hic...my friend!", "What friend? You're alone here, ", ".", "What? He was...here a minute ago. I'll go find him. You...hic...you'll wait right here if you want your beating....", "How dare you contradict me! I'm gonna strangle you!", };